midnight_devil: (Fuck Off)
Oddvar "Vars" Hagen ([personal profile] midnight_devil) wrote2021-05-22 10:43 am

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This is Vars. Fuck off. Come talk to me in person or tell me where to find you.
helland_damnation: (tarty bitch)

to Vars---this is JOE---HELP!

[personal profile] helland_damnation 2022-09-24 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, babe? I need to ask you something important. Can I swing by your bedroom or are you fucking punk boy into the wall and smashing furniture?
helland_damnation: (ive got a secret)

[personal profile] helland_damnation 2022-09-25 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
OK! Meet you soon!

It didn't take long for Joe to find Vars' door in the shared apartment block, knocking twice and feeling a little nervous, which was unusual for the loud crazy bassist. This was something special though.

"Vars, babe?"
helland_damnation: (sexy black and white)

[personal profile] helland_damnation 2022-09-25 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"Thanks, honey. I could fucking do with one because I've got shit to ask you. Serious shit."

Joe sat down and pushed some of his big black hair back from his face. Fuck! How was he even going to ask Vars? What was he supposed to do? The Brit needed booze for this because he was too fucking sober right now.

"I should have snorted before coming here for my nerves."
helland_damnation: (Default)

[personal profile] helland_damnation 2022-09-25 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
What on mind indeed. Joe didn't have a fucking clue how to go about this so just had to blurt it out awkwardly. Taking the bottle of vodka he near chugged a good quarter of it in one go.

"Fuck. Aarne, I want to fucking marry him."

There, he said it.
helland_damnation: (arm porn fuck yeah)

[personal profile] helland_damnation 2022-09-25 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're not surprised? Of course not---just fuck. I've never asked anyone to marry me before I didn't think anyone would stick with me like Aarne does. He loves me for all my craziness where others just call me a fucking cokehead drunk."

Joe drank some more vodka and nodded.

"So, how do we make engagement? Do I buy him a ring like a bloke would buy a girl one? Hunter and Mick have done that."
helland_damnation: (hells angels sign)

[personal profile] helland_damnation 2022-09-25 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm never going to leave him, babe. Never."

Joe was adamant in that. He had always been worried about people finding him too much and leaving him much like poor Billy and his last few boyfriends. That was influenced around social norms more than Billy's personality.

"Christian? I'm not fucking religious because I worship booze and no gods. But, I know Aarne is Sami, even though I had no idea what his people are about much. I want this, honey. So badly."

The Brit was confused. Make proposal to family?

"I have to ask Aarne's parents permission?"
helland_damnation: (arm porn fuck yeah)

[personal profile] helland_damnation 2022-10-08 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ask parents. Friends go----tell them I make good man for Aarne? They decide if I'm good enough? Fuck! What if---what if I'm not? Shit, Vars--I--well, I want to do this."

Joe was very nervous and unsure about all of this because what if Aarne's parents just see a drunk, drug-addled Brit instead of a good man? It was nerve-wracking to say the least. Joe now biting his lower lip slightly and needing some booze to help his nerves.

"When can we go?"
helland_damnation: (looking at you bitch)

[personal profile] helland_damnation 2022-10-08 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sober? Fuck! I haven't been sober in years, babe. It will be fucking hell for me with my emotions and stuff but--yeah. I'll do it for Peachy."

Joe knew grabbing the bottle would be so hard and giving into temptation would be a bitch but he wanted this. To be a good man---that meant rising up and staying sober so he could be judged by Aarne's parents. Judged. That part scared him the most.

"Ok, let's do this. Viktor is coming with us too?"
helland_damnation: (crazy fucker)

[personal profile] helland_damnation 2022-10-08 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"Teach what to do? Oh fuck, honey. You think I can do all this shit?"

Joe just sighed but nodded. Having Viktor along would help surely because the man was his singer and band leader as well as his friend. They'd known each other for a few years now and Joe got along with the punk in his own way.

"Yeah, he knows me. Knows what sort of crazy fucker I really am."

The Brit let out a small laugh and patted Vars' shoulder.

"Let's ride this crazy train!"
hellfire_andfury: (going to fuck you up)

[personal profile] hellfire_andfury 2022-10-08 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Viktor was in the middle of making more firebombs inside his apartment sat on the bed with a string wick in-between his teeth as he slowly poured out the fuel for his bomb into an empty vodka bottle. He hadn't expected Joe to bowl in and become a near jittering mess blurting out that he wanted to marry Aarne and go to Finland to get judged by the Fin's parents. Fuck! The punk had to stop making bombs because this was serious.

"You're getting fucking hitched? Ok--just slow down. I'll come with you and Vars, ok?"

The punk rolled his eyes at Joe jumping up and down the proceeding to hug Viktor, which got a laugh from the punk as well as a playful shove towards the door. They were going to Finland.

"Let's go to Vars."

***

Both Brits were now heading towards where Vars was hoping the plane tickets and everything would be sorted out. Tom would be included of course, being the tour manager, and both boys had their bags packed with essential things like clothing.
helland_damnation: (drunken boys)

[personal profile] helland_damnation 2022-10-08 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, I think it might be best, honey. Most people keep marriage stuff secret like this, don't they? I don't want to fucking let everything out."

Viktor stood next to Joe, smoking a cigarette and nodding. It sounded like a good bet to keep everything secret so that it made a bigger impact for Aarne. Surely, the Fin would scream the whole apartment complex down once he found out.

"Thanks for doing all of this, babe. I need a fucking drink now but---I won't get trashed."

The punk just stared at Joe wondering if the bassist could keep his word on that.
helland_damnation: (ive got a secret)

[personal profile] helland_damnation 2022-10-08 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, let's stay in the hotel tonight then Aarne can't find out."

Joe thought that would be best. They could drink some booze then finish preparations for going away to Finland. Why was he so fucking nervous? Was it the thought about the new country or the traditions of Aarne's people being so alien to him? Maybe.

"Share drinks? Ok. Viktor can drink vodka with us."

The crazy bassist nudging Viktor in the ribs, which caused the punk to smirk before moving to punch Vars in the chest.
helland_damnation: (tarty bitch)

[personal profile] helland_damnation 2022-10-08 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"Get your bag, babe. We can wait. Me and Viktor have already packed and I made sure he didn't bring fucking firebombs to the airport."

Joe grinned and nudged his singer playfully with his elbow. Viktor gave a large finger to his bassist and laughed, shaking his head. Yeah, no explosive material allowed on the plane. The Brits were ready too, now heading down to meet Robert. Was he with his porn boy tonight? The Swede always seemed to be clinging to the man or in his hair.

"Hey, honey. Is porn boy with you or are you alone?"

Joe asking Robert as soon as they came downstairs.

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